CHORUS 2 SONGS
Song 6 Say No Thank You - Shereen, Mais, Ali L, Meriem + Chorus 2
Johnny looked like an angel in his suit and tie as he
visited the queen of Boola Boola
And he'd hoped that he'd remember all the do's and dont's
Of the manners that he'd learned in schoola.
He greeted the Queen with a small polite bow
and he said "It's very nice
to meet you."
and the Queen responded "Johnny! The pleasures all mine!
and a host of strange foods I will feed you!"
Johnny took a little taste of some steamy, spicy soup and his face turned very
red
as he struggled with a smile he heard a little voice singing softly in his head
(and it said)
Say no thank you (say no thank you) Say
no thank you (say no thank you)
If the soup leaves you cold you
shouldn't sputter or scold
Just say no thank you (say no thank you)
Say no thank you (say no thank you)
press your napkin to your chin breath out and breath in .
For in many cases you'll find its true. What’s good to someone else may not,
taste good to you.
So when that happens (so when that happens)
If that happens (if that happens)
Say no thank you.
Don't pretend that you are choking Don't fall down upon the floor
Simply smile, say no thank you. Don't run screaming out the door (Johnny??)
It's important that you don't insult your host,
But that doesn't mean you have to eat octopus toast!
(Johnny
how about a little taste of octopus toast?!) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Say no thank you. Toad’s feet (Say no thank you) Say
no thank you Beef Borsht (Say no thank you)
Take a teeny little bite, it may actually taste alright.
Just say no thank you Pickled knuckles(Say no thank you)
Say no thank you Okra? (Say no thank you)
Put a smidge upon your plate Everybody can relate (Say no thank you)
For in many cases you'll find it's right even if you don't like something You
can, be polite!
So when that happens Eel? If that happens French
Fried Frogs? Say no thank__ you___
When that happens Yams?If that happens Rooster Lips? Say no thank__ you
Sha la la
Song 11 Fork, Knife, Spoon- Noora 6G, Maria, Edwina
Edwina- Chef Ludmilla made a dinner that she hopes would be
a winner.
For she yearned to win the prize of Chef Extraordinaire!
Called to her assistant, Mable;
Ludmilla:- Mabel! Time to set the table!
Edwina: Looked
around and up and down but Mabel wasn’t there,
Ludmilla: Ah-ah!
Edwina: She
said.
Lud: Where is she, where is she? Ah!
Edwina: She
said.
Lud: I’m going to cry. Without a set table, I’m going to cry and win no
awards for my gooseberry pie!
Dialogue
Lud: Let’s see.. the contest states that there
are three parts…taste.. originality… and really nice table setting!?? Oh, who
will help me in this time of need?
FFM: Tis I, your Fairy Forkmother, all the way
from Cutlerania! You don’t know how to set a table? Why, it’s easy! William,
Sonoma, lend me a hand!
Chorus: Fork fork
fork fork Fork, knife,
spoon- 31 times AH!
Fairy Fork mother-
Starting from the left, take the little fork. It’s the salad
fork.
Then you find the bigger fork and place it nicely to the right of that fork. Good!
Then you take the plate, it’s a lovely plate, and you place
the plate down right next to them.
Line it up! Mmm! That
looks nice!
Aren’t you having the time of your life? And guess what
comes next.
Well, you guessed it! The knife! Take the knife and go,
curved side in, like so.
One more thing to do. One spoon to the right and Eureka!
You’re through!
FFM- Now come along and try it with me!
Lud: Starting from
the left, take the little fork. It’s the salad fork.
Then I find the bigger fork and place it nicely to the right of that fork.
FFM: Good!
Lud: Then I take the
plate,
FFM: it’s a lovely plate,
Lud: and I place the
plate down right next to them.
FFM: Line it up! Mmm! That looks nice!
Aren’t you having the time of your life?
Lud: Yay!
FFM: And guess what
comes next.
Lud: Ooh, I think
it’s the knife!
FFM: Take the knife
and go, curved side in, like so.
One more thing to do. One spoon to the right and Eureka! You’re through!
FFM: Now look at this
table, how lovely it’s turned
Lud: And if I don’t win, well, look how much I’ve
learned!
Chorus: In just
a few moments the judges arrive.
FFM: Well, we’ve one place all set
Lud: But we need sixty five!
FFM: Oh dear, hurry up!
Chorus- fork knife spoon 27xs Ah!
FFM+Lud: Starting from the left, take the little
fork. It’s the salad fork.
Then you find the bigger fork and place it nicely to the right of that fork. Good!
Then you take the
plate, it’s a lovely plate, and you place the plate down right next to them.
Line it up! Mmm! That
looks nice!
Aren’t you having the
time of your life? And guess what comes next.
Well, you guessed it!
The knife! Take the knife and go, curved side in, like so.
One more thing to do.
One spoon to the right and Eureka! You’re through!
Edwina- Well,
the table was lovely, the guests had a ball, Ludmilla was chosen the best chef
of all. And as they crowned her chef extraordinaire___ She__ said__:
Lud: Now I know just
where to put the sil____ ver____ ware __ (12 beats) Ah_____
Everyone: Fork_,
knife Fork_, knife Fork_, knife Fork_, knife
Fork Z knife Z
fork Z knife Z spoon____!
Song 16- Ziggy-
Chorus 2 Boys + ????
Hatem, Amr, Yousef M, Ali L
Ed wina___na. Dear Ed wi_____na! Ed wee…
Dear Ed wee, Dear Ed wee,Dear Ed wee, Dear Ed wee, Dear Ed
wee- he-na…
We’d like to introduce you to our steel drum band.
Won’t you help us
dear Ed wee hee hee na!
We got a little problem and we hope you’ll lend a hand!
Won’t you help us dear Ed
wee hee hee na!
There’s a big steel drum parade down in Jamaica where it’s
sunny.
Won’t you help us dear Ed wee hee
hee na!
And our steel drum band can go if we can raise the ticket
money.
Won’t you help us dear Ed wee
hee hee na!
We had a little bake sale, we washed a lot of cars. We had a
little telethon and sold some candy bars.
And before you could say Day-o we had earned us every cent.
But they had a sale on Gameboys and now all the money’s
spent.
Ed wina___na. Dear Ed wi_____na! Won’t you help us… we don’t
want to stay home!
Song 17- RICHER THAN
A CELEBRITY- Maryam 6G (Mary Sue), Carol 6G (Betty Bob) + Chorus 2
Mary Sue, Betty Bob
If you look inside your wallet or your dresser or your purse
And you find, how shall we say, the cupboard’s bare
There’s a lesson you should follow that at first is hard to
swallow
But in time you’ll learn to use with style and flair
Chorus-Style and Flair
Mary Sue, Betty Bob
It’s a lesson that we learned from all our years down on the
farm
In the rolling corn fields out in Illinois (Ill-ih-noy) Chorus- Illinois (Ill-ih noy)
Now listen carefully, “If you’re off to the cite
Here’s some good advice for all young girls and boys… (Girls and Boys)
Don’t spend all your money, (No! No!) Bank a little honey (Yo!
Yo!)
If you do your future will be sunny” (Sun,
Sun, Sunny, Sunny Sunny)
If you watch your spending, (Yep Yep!)
There will be a happy ending (You Bet!)
Put your money in the bank - and you’ll soon have ME to
thank
When you’re richer than a ce-leb-ri-ty.
For example, if you’re holding your allowance in your hand,
And you’re passing by your fav’rite candy store (Fav’rite store)
Though you’re saving for a baseball glove you’ve wanted all
year long
You can see those Ju-Ju-bees you just adore (Yum!)
And you go up to the counter top and to yourself you say
‘I deserve these Ju-Ju-Bees I really do’ (Of course you do!)
A vision may appear, and it’s really loud and clear, saying
(Ahhhhh)
“I would put those back if I were you!”
What the heck’s a Ju-Ju- Bee?
All Girls:
Don't spend all your money, Small Group- (Do you really need that)
Bank a little honey (I
don’t think so!)
Being broke is really not that funny (Fun! Fun! Funny, funny
funny!)
Put aside some cash now, (Yo!
Yo!)
Start a little stash now (Grow! Grow!)
If you care about each cent, and you saved instead of spent
You’ll be richer than a cel-eb-ri-ty.
Chorus Girls
That’s a really lovely outfit, let’s go out and see a show
All the girls are meeting up for crazy golf and we really
want you to go (Yay!)
Mary Sue, Betty Bob
Don’t forget your
friend on the farm (Neigh!) Fun shouldn’t cost you a leg and an arm
Pick the thing you want the most or your savings will be
toast
All
Don’t spend all your money, (Save it up!) Bank a little
honey, (Make it grow!)
If you do your future will be sunny” (Oh yeh!, Sunny and
Funny)
If you watch your spending,
(Don’t spend like a fool)
There will be a happy ending, (And that will be cool)
Put your money in the bank- and you’ll soon have ME to thank
When you’re richer than a ce-leb-ri-ty. (Just imagine!)
Richer than a ce-leb-ri-ty. (Just-in Bieber!)
Richer than a cel-eb-ri-ty
Here comes the big finish. KERCHING!
Song 23 –Encore-
Hola, Lola EVERYONE!!!!
Hola Lola, Lola hello. Hola Lola, hello, Hola Lola, Lola
hello, Hola Lola hello!
Aloha Lola! Bon Jour, Lola! Salaam Lola! Cheerio! Ciao Lola! Ni hau, Lola!
Jambo, anhyea hasehyo!
So if you meet someone different and they seem a little shy
You’ll make friends in any language. Think of Lola and just say hi!
Hola Lola, Lola hello. Hola Lola, hello, Hola Lola, Lola
hello, Hola Lola hello!
